Now I know there are about a million Harry Potter book reviews out there, but I would like to contribute. This review definitely isn’t trying to convince you to read this series because most of you should have by now. *threatening glare* Right?
I just want all of you to understand the severity of my obsession with everything Harry Potter. I, like every other child out there, cried when I didn’t get my letter inviting me to join the most amazing school in the world, Hogwarts. I went into my room, got all of my Harry Potter books, hugged them to my chest, and rocked back in forth in the corner.
As if you need any other proof to how much I’m in love with these books: I have read all of them nine times. Nine. I will start reading them the first week of Christmas break and exclude my whole family for the next week and a half. If any one tries to bother me I whack them with my book.
When my parents hear my laughing my ass off while reading the books they always ask me, “Pushkin, how can you read those books over and over and still find them that funny?”
To tell you the truth, I have no idea. I just have a special bond with them that will never be broken. I find new things every single time I re-read them and whenever I read a funny line or scene that I had forgotten about it is just as funny as it was the first time I read it. Most of these scenes have something to do with the amazing people that are Fred and George Weasley. If you try to tell me that they aren’t your favorite characters in the series then you’re lying.
I mean how did you not fall in love with them the first time they tricked Mrs. Weasley into thinking that they were the opposite twin before going through the barrier to platform 9 3/4? Classic Fred and George. Or Gred and Forge as they like to call themselves. That is actually one of my favorite quotes in the book:
- “You haven’t got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid — we know we’re called Gred and Forge.“
- —George Weasley to Harry on their Christmas Weasley jumpers
Oh, and don’t forget their infamous escape from Hogwarts in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I remember the look on Umbridge’s face to this day… or the feeling from the book, you know what I mean.
You honestly can’t go wrong with these books, I mean really every character is bad-ass and awesome. I have made a vow to myself that I will read these books every year and will be my children’s first bed time story and their favorite books they ever read and the cycle will continue in every generation of my family.